Conspiracy Unit: Does Glenn Beck Dye His Hair?
Conclusion: Difficult to judge, as Beck is in fact a mutant shape shifting lizard.
I’ve decided to let the viewer be the judge of this. Here is a picture of Glenn Beck a year ago, when he worked on CNN:
This is several months later:
Almost entirely grey. Then the trend reverses once more:
Back to a healthy golden orange. This next photo is more recent, when he began to let his beautiful hair grow wild:
And of course there was the disastrous month he tried for an Anderson Cooper:
This one is from a camera I implanted in the mirror in Beck’s bathroom. It really made me take stock of my life:
This Conspiracy is too close to call. It’s possible that Glenn Beck’s hair is some sort of emotion bracelet for America, that displays a glorious orange when the nation is safe and a wolf-like snowy white when tyranny looms.